Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ava's First Invention



Bonus Video: Ava Feeding Herself (sort of...)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Career Skills Assessment Results for Ava Bowker

Dear Ava Bowker,

Thank you for participating in the Career Skills Assessment Questionnaire and submitting your responses for processing. Our goal is to help you focus your future career decisions based on your areas of greatest strength.

Below please find your results, which we have divided into your 6 greatest strength areas. Below each category are three career suggestions where your particular skills might be best utilized. These results, as well as your original questionnaire and any further correspondence, will be kept strictly confidential.

Climbing
You exhibit great agility in climbing on obstacles and people. Nothing stands in your way, and you are very dedicated to this pursuit.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Mountain Guide
  • Arborist
  • Corporate Executive

Shouting

Your capacity for shouting is only limited by the capacity of your lungs, and will likely increase with time.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Opera Singer
  • Cheerleader
  • Radio Talk Show Host

Chewing

You display great aptitude for chewing. You are not afraid to put anything in your mouth, and everything gets bitten in equal measure.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Food Critic
  • Royal Food Tester
  • Circus Geek

Whacking

Whacking stuff is a skill set in which you also excel. While holding an implement, or with an open hand, you whack stuff with total abandon and seem to derive great joy from doing so.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Blacksmith
  • Japanese Kodo Drummer
  • Mafia Hit Man

Grabbing

You are exceptionally motivated to grab stuff. Large or small, sanitary or unhealthful, you grab things with out prejudice.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Relay Runner
  • Assembly Line Worker
  • Seasonal Fruit Picker

Smiling

Your smiling face is one of your strongest assets. Maintaining a positive attitude and inspiring others to do the same will carry you far even when other skills fail you.

Careers that best utilize this skill:
  • Good Friend
  • Loving Daughter
  • Politician